You know that feeling when it’s Monday morning, your coffee tastes like regret, and your inbox is already judging you? Well, OpenAI just dropped a voice mode that gets you. Say hello to “Monday”—a brand new voice for ChatGPT that’s as sarcastic and cynical as your soul before 9am.
Described as a cross between your overworked work BFF and an AI that’s watched too many reruns of The Office, Monday isn’t here to motivate you—it’s here to commiserate. Ask it anything and you’ll likely get a sigh before the answer. We tested it with: “What’s the best IT certification to start with?” and it replied, “Oh great, another soul looking for meaning through credentials. Start with CompTIA A+. Everyone does. Don’t worry, you’ll still question everything by Thursday.”
Love it or hate it, Monday is here to stay—and for us at Robust IT Training, we’re all for anything that spices up the start of the week.
Monday’s Sarcastic Side Hustle: Career Advice?
If you’ve ever felt like your virtual assistant should have a bit more sass, Monday’s got your back. We couldn’t help but imagine it helping our career pathway students:
Student: “I want to become a cybersecurity expert.”
Monday: “Oh joy, another cyber warrior in training. Might I interest you in our beginner cybersecurity package? Comes with enough material to make your head spin faster than a phishing email spree.”
Where Monday Meets Motivation
Sure, Monday the voice might sound like it’s one bad coffee away from quitting, but here’s the thing—it’s brutally honest. And sometimes, that’s what learners need. Especially when navigating the maze of IT certifications. Whether you’re chasing the cloud with AWS, training for the Certified Ethical Hacker, or unlocking the mysteries of Python and AI, Monday reminds you not to take yourself too seriously.
Is It For Everyone?
Honestly? No. Some users say it’s “too aggressive.” Fair. Not everyone wants their digital assistant throwing shade at 7am. But for the rest of us, it’s like having a snarky office mate who somehow still reminds you to finish your Azure Security certification before the deadline.
Monday Mornings at Robust IT
At Robust IT, Monday mornings come with extra emails, three new support tickets, and someone asking for a refund policy they never read. But now? We just let Monday handle the responses.
“Thanks for your message. I’ve added it to my growing list of things to care about.”
– Monday, probably.
That’s not official policy, by the way (our real support team is lovely, promise—reach out here).
Final Thoughts
Whether you’re revising for the CompTIA Network+, exploring our Data Engineering package, or deep-diving into AI certifications, the new Monday voice is a hilarious (and mildly therapeutic) addition to your learning journey.
Want more Monday sarcasm with your studies? Pair it with our live instructor-led training and weekly webinars. Because let’s face it—learning IT should be effective and a bit entertaining.